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From: "Dung Raven"
Title: "Make your meat stick massive"
This is the best spam I have seen for ages. Kindly sent to me by a colleague. Check this out:
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From: "hilarious clarisa"
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From: "Tortoise Whole"
Title: "Make sure you buy loose pants to fit your penis."
Text in email: "Do you know that whales dick weights 1 ton. Get the weight and size close to it with our Penis Enlarge Patch."
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From: "Mercenary Army"
Title: "In myself sapling"
From: "Basil Swift"
Catherine Pope kindly sent me an email entitled, "Twin turbo for your penis"
Title: "Turbo penis"
Recently I've been receiving quite a great deal of Deutschspam. As I don't speak German, it's difficult to tell whether there is anything funny contained in it. The most recent one came from, "German Friend," which was nice. I don't know if it can be classified as Deutschspam though becuase it's in English.
From: "Basil Colon"
Title: "Curious thing about your one-eyed monster"
From: "Apples sweating"
"Randal Sill" kindly informed us that: "The interface circuit directly connects the joystick buttons to the corresponding PC joystick connector pins because they operate similarly in both joystick types. First, forward to the temple. Come, share a cup with me, to destiny and glory. No, really, how badly. Bury him cheap in a whatyoumaycall. If we are doing something that is within our rights, even if it is unpopular, then it is still within our rights. Belated network meeting report. Do not change the default unless you have special requirements for data export. He is our colleague. Experimentally, she tried adding to it. Layout of a freshly formatted NTFS volume 2."
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From: "Breast" Some of the body: "Jesus, christ superstar sixteen, moved las vegas."
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Title: "vomit blotter"
From: "Rosalinda Burger" Title: "Get out of the obese crowd" Not with a name like that love.
From: "Kermit Mata"
Title: "anti-spammers are lamers" Body: "regards, spammer"
From: "Ggranville Cardamom" Arkwright's trading online now I see...
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From: "Daddy Weapons"
Subject "Moose Remote Talkin"
From: "Sharen Chavez"
Title: "rollicking bum"
Title: "Elderly Science Professor Works on 14th Punk Album"
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From: "Raincloud Ronstadt"
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Title: "vacuum crowbar"
Title: "reindeer artillery"
From: "Snowblind SolSuite"
From: "humanoid crash" Title: "Lebanon lewiston"
From: "Villains Wipeout"
From: "Dating Mating"
From: "underpaid" Title: "optimist futile"
Title: "suntan backfire"
Title "And twirly on exhaust"
From: "Youth fatback"
Title: "Strange Moon Facts"
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From: "Lucky Pope"
Subject: "curmudgeonly hockey player"
From: "Gods website."
From: "Alejandra Bender"
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From: "Enrique Boloix"
Title: "pedantry charter flight"
Title: "ramrod excommunication"
From: "Unbuffered SCART"
Title: "seedless water skis"
From: "Prince Fayed H. Bolkiah" Entitled: "Finance Minister of Brunei(REPLY IN GODS NAME)"
From: "Gentry Jeff"
From: "Ophelia Ponce"
Title: "Hobbits Are Real"
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Goodness, an email from "Pussycat DollsFree"
Title: "It was now all over de floor, like Corn Beef on Crix."
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Title: "5 inches is not enough" Part of text: "Don't tell me why your thing is so small, I will better help you to make it really Bigger! Why bigger? Because over 80% of all women need a longer prick to satisfy their desire!"
Title: "Where did you get so small sausage?"
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Title: "There are swarms of them out there." Part of the text: "One alternative used at thetime to transmit data was the carrier pigeon." Quite.
Title: "grammar markup".
Got one from "throne navigator". Perhaps he's good at going to the toilet in the dark.
No middle initial: "hikers pants" Snigger.
No middle initial: "Randi Whaley"
Email from "Bacon" entitled, "That special love." Well, how true. I am often trying and failing to become vegetarian.
Edward K. Cortez has sent me a rather ambiguously titled email: "3 FEET BY SATURDAY MORNING" Does he mean snow or something else?
There seems to be a new theme of spam emerging: "When you need it now - VAGRA. When you need it later - CALlS."
Title: "swish less lifeguard"
Title: "windshield wiper arrogance"
Title: "he-he man, why your Johnson is so small? ;-))"
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This is a corker. It's one of the most forthright I have seen, in fact. Here is a bit of the content: "I don't care why your ramrod is so small, but 81% of women do. They are pretty sure that bigger sausage will make their desire stronger. You have the chance to change your life."
I've been privileged enough for Fernandez Franz to send me and email entitled, "hehe man, why your weenie is so small? ;)"
Title: "small prick not big problem anymore!"
Something to mull over: "You might decide that all television is vapid and useless"
A super random word stew: "Warcraft: Burning Crusade Cinematic passed Legions defeat Mount Hyjal movies XBox GameCube Poems Quotes Romantic Poetry Famous Contest Monthly Ideas Wedding"
Title: "wobbly fairy"
Title: "my bagass"
Title: "connivance Catholic"
Title: "bath smut"
Title: "Small schlong not big problem anymore."
A new spelling possibility - an email entitled, "My Migh."
I've just had an email from "Robert" kindly informing me that I can now buy "Viagra Professional." Need I say more?
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Got one from Madonna this morning...
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This one didn't have a middle initial, but I thought was worth adding:
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Seasonal, but not so useful if you're a female this one...
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A nice one from "insulted" entitled "Work at home Online" If I insulted him, surely he wouldn't be making me such a generous offer?
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This little corker has just arrived. It's from "Lexy Yunker" entitled "Lacun = albumi"
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I wouldn't suggest answering his question.