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From: "Dung Raven"

Title: "Make your meat stick massive"

This is the best spam I have seen for ages. Kindly sent to me by a colleague. Check this out:

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From: "Mercenary Army"

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Catherine Pope kindly sent me an email entitled, "Twin turbo for your penis"

Title: "Spermgun"

Title: "Turbo penis"

Recently I've been receiving quite a great deal of Deutschspam. As I don't speak German, it's difficult to tell whether there is anything funny contained in it. The most recent one came from, "German Friend," which was nice. I don't know if it can be classified as Deutschspam though becuase it's in English.

From: "Basil Colon"

Title: "Curious thing about your one-eyed monster"

From: "Apples sweating"

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Title: "grammar markup".

Got one from "throne navigator". Perhaps he's good at going to the toilet in the dark.

No middle initial: "hikers pants" Snigger.

No middle initial: "Randi Whaley"

Email from "Bacon" entitled, "That special love." Well, how true. I am often trying and failing to become vegetarian.

Edward K. Cortez has sent me a rather ambiguously titled email: "3 FEET BY SATURDAY MORNING" Does he mean snow or something else?

There seems to be a new theme of spam emerging: "When you need it now - VAGRA. When you need it later - CALlS."

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I've been privileged enough for Fernandez Franz to send me and email entitled, "hehe man, why your weenie is so small? ;)"

Title: "small prick not big problem anymore!"

Something to mull over: "You might decide that all television is vapid and useless"

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Title: "my bagass"

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Title: "bath smut"

Title: "Small schlong not big problem anymore."

A new spelling possibility - an email entitled, "My Migh."

I've just had an email from "Robert" kindly informing me that I can now buy "Viagra Professional." Need I say more?

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Got one from Madonna this morning...

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This one didn't have a middle initial, but I thought was worth adding:

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I wouldn't suggest answering his question.

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